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Google kissed up to Apple, how quaint and very unAmerican
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Google kissed up to Apple, how quaint and very unAmerican

Big ElephantMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to push their liberal agenda, even in 2026, when…

Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again
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Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” still trying to spin their tired narratives about President Trump,…

China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence
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China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even in 2026. I mean,…

Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
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Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…

Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke
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Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

The utterly absurd and laughable news that the Democrats are still trying to cling to their failed policies has reached…

Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump
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Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Oh boy, folks, gather ’round and listen up, because I’ve got a real treat for you. It’s about time someone…

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow
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Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…

Oh great, UK royalty tells us what to do again
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Oh great, UK royalty tells us what to do again

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be talking about this totally-not-made-up…

Liberal fake news obsessed with Trump’s classy ballroom again somehow
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Liberal fake news obsessed with Trump’s classy ballroom again somehow

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still crying about the state of our great nation under the…

Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously
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Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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