Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has tentatively agreed to allow Saudi Arabia to…
Tag: Deals
Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…
Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about President Trump’s foreign policy,…
TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…
Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…
Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…
Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…
Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest financial disclosure, and let me tell you, it’s a…
CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next
The news that the United States and Iran are no longer openly at war is a pretty big deal, folks.…
Finally, America beats China with cheaper AI glasses apparently
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…