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Tag: Death Metal

The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week
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The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026

This week’s Heavy Song of the Week feature highlights the new single “Belligerence” from The Ocean, the second single from…

Six Feet Under in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)
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Six Feet Under in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 17, 2026

American death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Kataklysm in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)
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Kataklysm in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 16, 2026

Canadian death metal from Montreal, Quebec Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Soulfly Hits Road with Nailbomb and Incite this Fall
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Soulfly Hits Road with Nailbomb and Incite this Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Soulfly have announced a US tour for fall 2026 featuring fellow Cavalera family projects Nailbomb and Incite as support. The…

RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
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RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…

Mike Browning of Morbid Angel and Nocturnus passes away at 62
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Mike Browning of Morbid Angel and Nocturnus passes away at 62

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mike Browning, a founding member of the pioneering death metal bands Morbid Angel and Nocturnus, has died at age 62.…

Snuffed On Sight in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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Snuffed On Sight in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Devourment in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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Devourment in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Death metal from Dallas, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion
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Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Heavy metal at its mystical, ferocious peak requires a difficult alchemical blend of elements to really work. There is the…

Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
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Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…

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