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Tag: Death Metal

Fleshcrawl in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
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Fleshcrawl in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 17, 2026

Death Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Jungle Rot in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
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Jungle Rot in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 17, 2026

Death Metal from Kenosha, Wisconsin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form
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200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 200 STAB WOUNDS is back, and they’re not just bringing their…

Hinayana in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
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Hinayana in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Melodic death metal/doom from Austin, Texas. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer
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Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

So, ARCHGOAT is back with a new album, “Nightbringer, Lightbringer”, because the world really needed more Finnish blackened death metal…

Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him
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Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Carcass postpones Australian tour due to “family situation” 🌪️. I mean, who needs extreme…

Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
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Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 3, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Darkest Hour Drops New Album Suffer Divine With Title Track Streaming
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Darkest Hour Drops New Album Suffer Divine With Title Track Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Melodic death metal veterans Darkest Hour have announced their 11th studio album, Suffer Divine, and have unveiled the title track…

Amorphis And Insomnium Team Up For Big Fall 2026 Tour
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Amorphis And Insomnium Team Up For Big Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Finnish metal bands Amorphis and Insomnium have announced a co-headlining Fall 2025 North American tour. The outing kicks off in…

Metal Bands Unleashed: Abyssal Rift Leads The Heavy Hitter Pack
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Metal Bands Unleashed: Abyssal Rift Leads The Heavy Hitter Pack

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Art and music have the power to capture life and imagination, including both the beautiful and the ugly aspects of…

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