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Tag: Death Metal

Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
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Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
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Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…

Death Metal Party Gone Wrong 💀
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Death Metal Party Gone Wrong 💀

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2026

One wrong invitation changed everything Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
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Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

When your parents ask what kind of music you listen to
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When your parents ask what kind of music you listen to

Chuck B. BallsyMay 27, 2026

Showing death metal to people who listen to Taylor Swift Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Grave at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Grave at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Death Metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Blood Red Throne at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Blood Red Throne at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Death Metal from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Unmerciful at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Unmerciful at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Topeka, Kansas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Wrathprayer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Wrathprayer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Black/Death Metal from Chile Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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