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Tag: Death Metal

Head of Baptist at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Head of Baptist at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Death Metal from Belgium!

Father befouled at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Father befouled at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Death Metal from Atlanta, Georgia!

PSYCROPTIC, the Band You’ve Never Heard Of, Joins METAL BLADE, Releases a Song That Sounds Just Like All Their Other Ones
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PSYCROPTIC, the Band You’ve Never Heard Of, Joins METAL BLADE, Releases a Song That Sounds Just Like All Their Other Ones

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Metal Blade Records, a label known for its impeccable taste (citation needed), has apparently signed Tasmanian death metal band PSYCROPTIC.…

Malignancy at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Malignancy at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Brutal Technical Death Metal from Yonkers, New York!

Encenathrakh at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Encenathrakh at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Technical Brutal Death Metal from Columbus, Ohio!

Devourment at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Devourment at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

American death metal band from Dallas, Texas!

Obituary at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Obituary at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Death Metal from Gibsonton, Florida!

Benediction at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Benediction at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Death Metal from Birmingham, England!

WHITECHAPEL Bravely Announces They’re Still Playing Music in 2025, Will Subject U.S. to ‘Hymns In Dissonance’ in Its Entirety
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WHITECHAPEL Bravely Announces They’re Still Playing Music in 2025, Will Subject U.S. to ‘Hymns In Dissonance’ in Its Entirety

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

Alright, metalheads (and those who accidentally clicked on this link thinking it was a recipe for vegan cupcakes 🧁), buckle…

Unleashed at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Unleashed at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Death Metal from Sweden!

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