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Tag: Death Metal

Gates to Hell in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)
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Gates to Hell in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

Death metal from Louisville, Kentucky Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The Black Dahlia Murder in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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The Black Dahlia Murder in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American melodic death metal from Waterford, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

PeelingFlesh in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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PeelingFlesh in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American death metal from Tulsa, Oklahoma Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52
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Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the legendary screamer🎤 for Swedish melodic death metal pioneers AT THE GATES, has, like, totally shuffled off…

DEICIDE Hires Some Dude From EXMORTUS, World Shrugs
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DEICIDE Hires Some Dude From EXMORTUS, World Shrugs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Ah, DEICIDE, those Floridian death metal legends 👴 who’ve been churning out the same album for, like, 30 years. They’ve…

Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Cognitive in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Cognitive in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

Technical Death Metal from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Deteriorot in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)
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Deteriorot in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Death Metal from Paterson, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

My Dying Bride Scraps New Album, Has Only ‘Bits Of Three Songs’ Ready: ‘We’re Always Procrastinating’
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My Dying Bride Scraps New Album, Has Only ‘Bits Of Three Songs’ Ready: ‘We’re Always Procrastinating’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

So, MY DYING BRIDE, those purveyors of sonic melancholy, have decided to shake things up a bit, or rather, throw…

Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

Death Metal from Longview, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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