Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’
James Hetfield vs. Santa Claus: The Epic Battle for Christmas Supremacy Begins Now (Spoiler: He Wins) 🎸🎅 In a move…
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Dead Island 3 Finally Crawling Out of Its Own Grave—Release Date? Not Today, Zombie!
🚨 BREAKING: Dead Island 3 Is Officially In Development, Because Apparently We All Didn’t Learn Our Lesson Last Time 🧟♂️💀…
EPICA Releases New Single ‘Avatar – The Final Incarnation’ and It’s Not Even the Sequel
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except their entire fanbase, their label, and literally everyone with…
SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision
In the latest earth-shattering episode of the See The King podcast (sponsored by holy water and gluten-free communion wafers), host…
‘Star Wars’ Unwatchable Original Cut Resurrected For 50th Anniversary To Torture Fans
Oh, sweet Galaxy Far, Far Away, it’s been, like, half a freakin’ century since that little indie flick called Star…
Return To Silent Hill: Because the First One Wasn’t Traumatic Enough
Oh, sweet Jesus, another Silent Hill movie? 🙄 Because the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces that redefined horror as we…
Fallout Season 2 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Bugs and Disappointment at Gamescom ONL 2025
OMG! 😱 Did you guys HEAR?! 👂 Amazon Prime, bless their clueless hearts, is gracing us with a SECOND season…
NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For
Ok, gamers, hold onto your hats (or helmets, or whatever weird headgear superheroes wear) because NetEase Games, bless their cotton…
Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)
More proof that the woke NBA is RIGGED! An NBA coach and player caught with their hands in the cookie…
Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…