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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…

Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
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Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…

Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
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Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year

FinnJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…

Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory
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Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the iconic board game FROSTHAVEN now has an official release date…

Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy
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Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about the events of July 4, 1776, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time
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Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s $TRUMP memecoin, which he launched just before his second…

Men Need Help Talking To Women Apparently
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Men Need Help Talking To Women Apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026July 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of men gathered in Nashville for a “boot camp”…

FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly
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FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, wow, I’m just so excited to be talking about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…

MADBALL Releases Super Original and NotAtAllAngry Sounding Single ‘Tethered’ From Their TotallyNotGoingToChangeTheWorld Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’
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MADBALL Releases Super Original and NotAtAllAngry Sounding Single ‘Tethered’ From Their TotallyNotGoingToChangeTheWorld Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Get ready for some serious headbanging, folks! 🤘 The one and only MADBALL is back with their tenth studio album,…

SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🤣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…

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