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Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years
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Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that’s been decades in the making, Jackson has finally released the Pro Series Signature Phil Collen PC1-E,…

Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour
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Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t love a good crash story to start their day? 🤦‍♂️ Buckcherry’s guitarist Stevie Dacanay (aka Stevie…

Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
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Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…

Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it
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Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… NOT. POISON drummer…

Vivian Campbell’s Cancer Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Send Enough Positive Vibes
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Vivian Campbell’s Cancer Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Send Enough Positive Vibes

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh no, Vivian Campbell is still alive and kicking, and we’re not sure how to feel about it 🤔. In…

Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music
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Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🤯 I mean, it’s not…

Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month
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Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

OH NO, BRET MICHAELS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT 🤕! The POISON frontman has been forced to postpone his “Live…

TESLA too lazy to make new music
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TESLA too lazy to make new music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…

TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused
TRIXTER: STILL NOT DONE WITH THAT ALBUM YET
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TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused

Chord F. DiscordMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…

DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
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DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…

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