DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…
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EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, They’re Still a Thing)
🚨 BREAKING: EXTREME ANNOUNCES SEVENTH ALBUM AFTER ONLY 3 YEARS OF SILENCE (A RECORD FOR THEM) 🚨 In a shocking…
JASON MCMASTER REFUSES PANTERA AUDITION, PROVES HE KNOWS WHAT’S BEST FOR MUSIC
🚨 BREAKING: Jason McMaster Almost Became the Voice of Pantera (But Thankfully Didn’t, Because Chaos Was Already Scheduled) 🚨 In…
HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…
EXTREME Drops Another Turd: ‘Here’s To The Losers’ – The 12th and FINAL Nail in the ‘Six’ Coffin
EXTREME, the band that time forgot (and maybe for good reason 🤔), has unleashed a music video for their earth-shattering…
TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
🚨BREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion🚨 🎸So, apparently, TESLA, those…
Tyketto to unleash ‘Closer To The Sun’ in March 2026 (Get ready to be mildly whelmed)
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! 😹 Those hard-rocking has-beens, TYKETTO, are gracing us with their presence…
Brace Yourselves, Emo Babies: Linkin Park Lullabies Are Coming to Gently Rock You Into an Existential Crisis This Friday; Prepare for Animated ‘In The End’ Video That’s More Depressing Than Your Naptime
Well, well, well, what have we here? 🤪 On September 26, prepare yourselves for the auditory equivalent of decaf coffee:…
Wacken 2026: Still Alive? Featuring Bands Your Grandpa Listened To
Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! 👴 They’re already planning Wacken Open Air 2026? Did we not learn ANYTHING from the mud-fest…
Lou Gramm FINALLY Realizes He Can Still Milk Those Foreigner Hits For Cash
In a recent chit-chat with the illustrious Ryan Vacey, a dude who takes photos and hosts the earth-shattering Beyond The…