Global Economy Held Hostage by Tiny Strait Again Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Bab al-Mandeb strait, a narrow waterway between…
Tag: Delays
Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…
Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Boeing 767-300, operated by 21 Air and bearing Amazon’s “Smile”…
Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou
Well, that was a brilliant start – said no one ever. FromSoftware’s highly anticipated game, The Duskbloods, was supposed to…
Bautista Takes Kratos Reins From Hurst In Amazon’s God Of War Cash Grab
Well, it looks like Amazon’s live-action God of War TV series has finally found its Kratos in Dave Bautista, because…
Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…
Navy Deployments Now Longer Than Some Marriages
The USS Abraham Lincoln is on a record-breaking deployment, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering how this is all going…
Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority
Sony is still trying to contain the leak of a four-minute clip from Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse, the third film…
Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
Grand Theft Auto VI is finally on its way, and Netflix is giving us a first look before the game’s…
Gamers scrutinize fees, toxicity, and cash grabs before committing to new platforms
Oh joy, another day, another gaming platform to sift through. Because, you know, what the world really needed was yet…