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Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not
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Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Nvidia, a great American company, is investing up to $100 BILLION in OpenAI! That’s right,…

California: Where ICE Agents Can’t Even Show Their Faces, But Your Neighbor’s Chihuahua Needs a Therapist
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California: Where ICE Agents Can’t Even Show Their Faces, But Your Neighbor’s Chihuahua Needs a Therapist

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Gavin Newsom, or as I like to call him, “Gruesome Newsom,” just signed a bill to unmask our brave law…

Kid Rock Announces “Golden Shower” of Blessings for Governor Newsom in Response to Ban
How Gavin Newsom Got Streamed On: Kid Rock Pledges to Make Governor Great Again, One Bathroom Break at a Time
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Kid Rock Announces “Golden Shower” of Blessings for Governor Newsom in Response to Ban

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

In the great, and until now, unseen battle for the very soul of America — where on one side of…

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