White House aide Natalie Harp is drawing scrutiny from many political observers. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Harp and her background.
Education: Liberty University School of Blond Woman Business
Job Title: Senior Girl to the President
Qualifications: Made a nice diorama of the Oval Office
Your Estranged Aunt’s Opinion Of Her: “She must be President Trump’s guardian angel. Look at her last name: Harp. That’s no coincidence.”
Special Skills: Fawning, kowtowing, exalting
Greatest Strength: Doesn’t take up too much space in catering container
Dream Name: Natalie Trump
Access to Nuclear Codes: Fuck, probably
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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