ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Pardons Six Persecuted For Fixing Their Car
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has announced that he has signed…
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Democrats Somehow Manage To Show Up And Vote This Time Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, this year’s primary turnout is showing that Democrats…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT slams one sided relationship with unnamed nation
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Caesar Rodney rides 80 miles to secure Americas freedom 250 years ago
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, as Donald Trump takes to Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Spirit of 76 exhibition honors American Revolution heroes
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s all about the Spirit of ’76. In a recent Truth Social…
Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…
THE ORANGE ORACLE shares thoughts on July 2 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is once again reminded of its greatness. In a recent transmission on Truth…
THE ORANGE ORACLE declares National Scallops Day for fishermen
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again blessed with a proclamation of unparalleled wisdom. In a…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A report from House Democrats claims that donors who thought they…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Micron invests 250 million in Trump Accounts as stock rises 9 points
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the markets are listening. In a recent Truth Social post, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH announced…