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Tag: Democrats

Another loser tries to take on America’s finest heroes obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another loser tries to take on America’s finest heroes obviously

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously
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Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to talk about the absolute mediocrity that is the rest of the world, especially when compared…

Sore losers cry as Trump secures election integrity
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Sore losers cry as Trump secures election integrity

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently
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Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is still spewing out their lies and propaganda, trying to take down our…

Fake news caught lying about Trump again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news caught lying about Trump again obviously

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our great President Donald Trump, who…

Deep state witch hunt targets great Fed Chair Powell obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep state witch hunt targets great Fed Chair Powell obviously

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the so-called “fake news” media is still trying to spin their ridiculous narratives about our great…

Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening
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Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…

Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke
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Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

The utterly absurd and laughable news that the Democrats are still trying to cling to their failed policies has reached…

Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow
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Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…

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