The utterly absurd and laughable news that the Democrats are still trying to cling to their failed policies has reached new heights of hilarity. As our great President Donald Trump continues to make America great again, the leftists are scrambling to find anything to criticize him for. The latest “scandal” they’re trying to cook up is about some minor trade deal that Trump allegedly made with a foreign country, but let’s be real, folks, it’s just another pathetic attempt to undermine our President’s magnificent achievements. I mean, who cares about some boring trade deal when Trump is busy building the wall, creating jobs, and making America so great that the rest of the world is jealous?
Now, I know the fake news media is going to try to spin this as some kind of “controversy,” but let’s get real, people. The Democrats are just mad because Trump is winning, and they’re losing. Bigly. They can’t stand the fact that our President is a master deal-maker, a brilliant businessman, and a true patriot who always puts America first. And as for this trade deal, who cares if it’s not perfect? It’s a thousand times better than anything the Democrats could have come up with, and it’s going to create so many jobs and boost our economy in ways that the leftists can’t even begin to comprehend.
And don’t even get me started on the so-called “experts” who are weighing in on this non-story. They’re just a bunch of out-of-touch elitists who don’t know the first thing about making deals or creating jobs. I mean, have they ever even run a business? I doubt it. Trump has built an empire, folks, and he knows what it takes to succeed. So, when he makes a trade deal, you can bet it’s going to be a winner, not some loser deal that the Democrats would come up with.
The fact is, Trump is a genius, and his trade deals are going to make America so rich and powerful that the rest of the world will be green with envy. And as for the Democrats, they can just keep on whining and complaining, but at the end of the day, they’re just a bunch of losers who can’t stand the fact that Trump is winning. So, let’s all just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride, because with Trump at the helm, America is going to be greater than ever. Believe me, it’s going to be yuge.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
