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Tag: Democrats

Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?
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Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?

Big ElephantFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Oh, Look Who’s Crawling Out of the Kennedy Tomb: Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Hail Mary Endorsement Move over, Sleepy Joe—Nancy Pelosi…

Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm
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Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm

Big ElephantFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Breaking News: Trump’s Lion King Meme Sparks Global Hysteria Among Snowflake Democrats! In yet another stunning display of internet comedy…

Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”
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Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Well, well, well, folks! Looks like the Democrats have finally found a way to keep their elders occupied—hosting a nationwide…

GOP Congressman Wishes He Had an Answer to DNI Drama, Because Apparently, ‘Thinking’ Is Too Hard for Washington
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GOP Congressman Wishes He Had an Answer to DNI Drama, Because Apparently, ‘Thinking’ Is Too Hard for Washington

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

President Trump: “Tulsi Who? No Clue Why She’s Raiding Ballot Boxes!” In a shocking twist that would make even Nancy…

5 things to know for Feb. 4: Shutdown ends, Assassination attempt, Jill Biden’s ex-husband, Nuclear talks, Bitcoin – and you thought your ex was bad!
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5 things to know for Feb. 4: Shutdown ends, Assassination attempt, Jill Biden’s ex-husband, Nuclear talks, Bitcoin – and you thought your ex was bad!

Big ElephantFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

SHUTDOWN ENDS, BUT DEMS STILL WHINING ABOUT ICE! President Trump just signed the big spending bill to end the three-day…

Sen. Kelly Wrecks Court’s Vibe by Dragging ‘Illegal Orders’ Drama to the Stand, Claims Law’s Got His Back Like a Hype Man
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Sen. Kelly Wrecks Court’s Vibe by Dragging ‘Illegal Orders’ Drama to the Stand, Claims Law’s Got His Back Like a Hype Man

Big ElephantFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Lock Him Up? Democrats Lose Their Minds Over Senator Mark Kelly’s Brave Stand for Military Patriots! In a shocking display…

President’s Epic Threat to Sanctuary Cities Fades into Oblivion Like His Approval Ratings
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President’s Epic Threat to Sanctuary Cities Fades into Oblivion Like His Approval Ratings

Big ElephantFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Yet Another Fake Crisis as President Trump’s Sanctuary City Deadline Comes and Goes The radical leftist propaganda machine at CNN…

‘Stay the hell out of Fulton County.’ Georgia official tells Trump to keep his tiny hands off their elections—because apparently, one national disaster per presidency is enough.
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‘Stay the hell out of Fulton County.’ Georgia official tells Trump to keep his tiny hands off their elections—because apparently, one national disaster per presidency is enough.

Big ElephantFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Breaking: Sleepy Joe’s FBI Raid Was Just the Start – Trump Takes Charge of 2024! Oh look, the radical left…

Local Reporter’s Mom’s House Turns into Crime Scene: L.A. Times Spills the Blood Tea
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Local Reporter’s Mom’s House Turns into Crime Scene: L.A. Times Spills the Blood Tea

Big ElephantFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Oh look, another tragic mystery—and surprise, surprise, it’s somehow tied to one of NBC’s woke elites! In a shocking turn…

Filipinas can do it’: This teen is the first woman from Philippines to qualify for Winter Olympics
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Filipinas can do it’: This teen is the first woman from Philippines to qualify for Winter Olympics

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Another Liberal PR Stunt: Leftist CNN Hypes Philippines’ Teen Skier as Some Kind of Historic Figure Oh, look! CNN is…

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