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From Amazon Prime to Guantanamo Express: How Uncle Sam Got His Hands on Maduro
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From Amazon Prime to Guantanamo Express: How Uncle Sam Got His Hands on Maduro

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Trump’s Midnight Raid: How the ‘Adults’ Got Played by a Reality TV Star in a Gold Bathroom In a move…

Analysis: Was Maduro’s Abduction Legal? Or Did He Just Forget to Pay His Parking Ticket?
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Analysis: Was Maduro’s Abduction Legal? Or Did He Just Forget to Pay His Parking Ticket?

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

President Donald Trump, in a move that has Democrats screaming like wounded hyenas, launched a “large scale strike” against Venezuela…

5 Things You Definitely Didn’t Forget on New Year’s Eve (Because You Were Too Busy Panic-Eating and Swiping Left) | CNN
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5 Things You Definitely Didn’t Forget on New Year’s Eve (Because You Were Too Busy Panic-Eating and Swiping Left) | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Another Day of Liberal Lunacy and Globalist Shenanigans: 2025’s Last Gasps Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit—here…

Oil tanker on the run gets a makeover and suddenly discovers its inner Russian soul, much to Uncle Sam’s confusion
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Oil tanker on the run gets a makeover and suddenly discovers its inner Russian soul, much to Uncle Sam’s confusion

Big ElephantDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Good Lord, Democrats and Their Iranian Oil-Smuggling Friends Just Got Caught Red-Handed Painting a Russian Flag on a Rust Bucket…

Roughly two dozen ISIS operatives killed or captured since US retaliatory strikes this month
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Roughly two dozen ISIS operatives killed or captured since US retaliatory strikes this month

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Trump’s Team Delivers Another Beatdown to ISIS After Their Lame Attempt to Get Back in the Game Looks like the…

National Guard to Patrol New Orleans for New Year’s Because Apparently One Terrorist Wasn’t Enough
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National Guard to Patrol New Orleans for New Year’s Because Apparently One Terrorist Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Trump Sends National Guard to New Orleans for New Year’s Eve: When in Doubt, Blame Liberals and Deploy Troops In…

Sheriff Salazar says new video of missing Texas teen is ‘huge’—apparently, the kid finally learned how to work a TikTok filter
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Sheriff Salazar says new video of missing Texas teen is ‘huge’—apparently, the kid finally learned how to work a TikTok filter

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Oh, it’s ‘huge’ all right, Javier! While the Left’s busy chasing shadows and gaslighting America, Bexar County’s sheriff finally admits…

Democrat Says Only Trump Can Tame Putin’s Inner Drama Queen
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Democrat Says Only Trump Can Tame Putin’s Inner Drama Queen

Big ElephantDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

Debbie Dingell Can’t Handle the Truth: Trump’s Peace Plan Exposes Democrat War Machine! In a stunning display of liberal hypocrisy,…

The Justice Department’s Epstein Files Drop: A Masterclass in Paperwork Procrastination
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The Justice Department’s Epstein Files Drop: A Masterclass in Paperwork Procrastination

Big ElephantDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

Another Day, Another Clinton Scandal Leak – And the Deep State Gets an “F” for Incompetence Well, well, well. The…

Trump Brags About Accidentally Nuking a Taco Stand During Venezuela ‘Operation
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Trump Brags About Accidentally Nuking a Taco Stand During Venezuela ‘Operation

Big ElephantDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

Trump Nukes Venezuelan “Big Plant” – Turns Out It Was Just Hugo Chavez’s Old Taco Stand In a stunning display…

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