North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner
North Carolina Republicans are doing their part to MAGA! The state Senate approved a new congressional map to help secure…
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Analysis: Government Shutdown Crisis: A Comedy of Errors in Zero Acts
Oh, the horror! The radical Democrats, in cahoots with the Deep State, are at it again, trying to undermine our…
Trump frees ‘narco-terrorists’ – Is this a new reality show pitch
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about Trump’s efforts to secure…
Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…
Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom
Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run state! A woman is dead and 13 injured after some maniac plowed through…
Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway
Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great military! It seems the liberal loons in California…
Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)
Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have…
CNN: Commie Clowns Celebrate as Some Dude Nobody’s Heard Of Gets a Promotion
Oh, the horror! Fresh from their love-fest with Hamas after those Israeli hostages were released, the Democratic Socialists of America…
Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…
Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist
Oh no, the stock market had a boo-boo! Must be the Democrats and their socialist agenda trying to undermine President…