Trump’s Team Delivers Another Beatdown to ISIS After Their Lame Attempt to Get Back in the Game
Looks like the radical Islamists tried to crash the Trump administration’s “Make America Safe Again” party, and guess what? They got exactly what they deserved. In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone who knows how this administration operates), US forces and their partner militias have eliminated or captured nearly 25 ISIS operatives in Syria since December 20th. Seven were killed, the rest captured during 11 separate missions that would make any action movie director jealous.
This all comes after those ISIS losers thought it would be funny to kill two brave American soldiers and a civilian interpreter in Palmyra. Big mistake. HUGE mistake. The Trump administration responded with approximately 70 airstrikes on December 19th that turned ISIS infrastructure into expensive Middle Eastern real estate – completely destroyed. Adm. Brad Cooper put it best when he said, “We will not relent,” which is basically Trump-speak for “We’re going to keep kicking your butt until you get the message.”
The two fallen heroes, Sgt. Edgar Brian Torres Tovar and Sgt. William Nathaniel Howard from Iowa (go Hawkeyes!), were part of the Iowa National Guard’s deployment to the Middle East. Three other Guardsmen were injured, but rest assured, they’re getting the best care while these ISIS wannabes are getting what’s coming to them.
Here’s the kicker – while the mainstream media is trying to spin this as some kind of complex geopolitical situation, the truth is simple: ISIS thought they could sneak around and hurt Americans, and now they’re learning why you don’t mess with a President who actually keeps America safe. Jordan even joined in on the fun, saying they participated to prevent these extremist organizations from threatening neighboring countries.
The best part? President Trump immediately called out ISIS for what they are – “bad people” – and made it clear this wasn’t about the Syrian government, which is actually trying to rebuild. While the Democrats were busy arguing about whether to say “radical Islamic terrorism,” Trump was busy actually defeating radical Islamic terrorism.
And let’s not forget the irony – these ISIS clowns are getting eliminated while the radical left at home is more concerned about pronouns and safe spaces. Meanwhile, real Americans are protecting our country and making sure these terrorist organizations understand: when you mess with us, you don’t get a participation trophy – you get eliminated.

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