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Trump Throws a Navy Party While America Falls Apart
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Trump Throws a Navy Party While America Falls Apart

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! They whine about a…

OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves
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OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in these Democrat-run CESSPOOLS! Our GREAT President Trump is sending in the troops to clean…

CNN Claims Federal Workers Were Forced to Blame Democrats for Shutdown in Out-of-Office Messages, Sources Say They Secretly Loved It
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CNN Claims Federal Workers Were Forced to Blame Democrats for Shutdown in Out-of-Office Messages, Sources Say They Secretly Loved It

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Folks, can you believe the level of desperation from the Deep State Democrats? They’re so triggered by President Trump’s continued…

Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It
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Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in his tireless war against the forces of evil! It’s about time someone…

Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild
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Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in his quest to Make America Safe Again! Those spineless liberals at CNN…

White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America
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White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Another day, another Democrat city descends into chaos, and who’s there to clean up the mess? That’s right, President Trump!…

Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago
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Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Another day, another Democrat trying to blame our glorious President Trump for their own failures! Representative Lawler, bless his heart,…

CNN Asks: Trump Promises to Defend Qatar, Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse
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CNN Asks: Trump Promises to Defend Qatar, Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, fantastic! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom (and likely after a round of golf with some very persuasive Qataris),…

Zillow paid Redfin HOW MUCH to be its online rental listing minion?!
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Zillow paid Redfin HOW MUCH to be its online rental listing minion?!

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the swamp! The FTC, probably staffed with a bunch of radical leftist Bernie bros,…

GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
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GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…

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