OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves

"OMG! Trump's Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves"

You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in these Democrat-run CESSPOOLS! Our GREAT President Trump is sending in the troops to clean up Chicago and Portland, finally putting an end to the leftist anarchy. It’s about time someone stood up to these radical socialists who want to destroy America!

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, a true patriot, is not messing around. She’s deploying the Department of War—yes, you heard that right—to Chicago after another round of protests by the ungrateful mob at an ICE facility. And in Portland, the troops are rolling in to protect our conservative influencers from being harassed by the radical left. What happened to that journalist, Nick Sortor, will NOT happen again! The DOJ is already investigating potential viewpoint discrimination by the Portland police.

Of course, the liberal crybabies in Oregon are suing the Trump administration, claiming it’s “wildly hyperbolic” to call Portland “war-ravaged.” Oh, really? Maybe they should step outside their ivory towers and see the Antifa terrorists burning down the city! And now they’re whining about the National Guard being deployed, saying it’s only for “rebellion” or invasion. Hello? Antifa IS a rebellion, and they’re funded by foreign enemies!

Meanwhile, in Chicago, tensions are rising after our President’s immigration enforcement, which rounded up over 1,000 criminals. But Governor Pritzker, a card-carrying socialist, is crying about a “constitutional crisis.” What a joke! He’s more concerned about protecting illegal aliens than the safety of American citizens. These Democrats are so deep in the swamp, they can’t see the country being destroyed right in front of them. Thank God for President Trump, who will always put America first!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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