Destiny 2 resurrected from cash grab purgatory with surprise content revival
In a stunning reversal, Bungie has decided to restore all vaulted content to Destiny 2, because who needs a cohesive…
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Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee
It’s time to get ready for some city-stomping, building-throwing, and general kaiju chaos, as Atari and Pipeworks Studios are bringing…
Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab
Oh joy, another remaster to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games that we’ve all been clamoring for. I…
Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…
Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…
Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy
Ah, Sony — the company that keeps telling us it’s “all about the players,” yet apparently forgot to check in…
LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives
Oh, great, another collab no one asked for! 🙄 Epic Games, those masterminds of originality, are back at it again,…
OMG! Leaked! PlayStation Plus June 2025 Lineup SO BAD You’ll Wish You Still Had PS3 Games (and Days of Play 2025? More Like Days of Pay, LOL)
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 SONY IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING! I know, I know, shocking, right? They’re gracing us, the unwashed…
Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later
Bungie, those lovable rogues, are at it again! 🤣 Turns out, they’ve been “inspired” by an indie artist’s work for…