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Tag: Developers

Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics
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Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

It’s time to head back into the desolate world of Cronos, and I couldn’t be more excited to see how…

Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again
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Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but CAPCOM is finally bringing back the Blue Bomber in a big way. Nearly…

Square Enix Rehashes Old Magic with Final Fantasy Resonance Remix
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Square Enix Rehashes Old Magic with Final Fantasy Resonance Remix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s time to get this HD-2D party started, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable remaster of Final Fantasy…

NEXON dusts off StarCraft, because nostalgia is a lucrative business model
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NEXON dusts off StarCraft, because nostalgia is a lucrative business model

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but the StarCraft franchise might finally be getting the love it deserves – or…

LEGO Skylines Proves Even Cities Can Be Bricked Into Oblivion
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LEGO Skylines Proves Even Cities Can Be Bricked Into Oblivion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Get ready for another iteration of city-building goodness, as the world of Cities Skylines is about to get a whole…

ASUS dumps RTX spark into overpriced ProArt laptops at IFA 2026
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ASUS dumps RTX spark into overpriced ProArt laptops at IFA 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh joy, another tech conference, another slew of buzzwords to make our heads spin. This time, it’s ASUS at IFA…

Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt
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Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Get ready for the most udderly ridiculous gaming event of the year: a real cow is taking the reins in…

KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event
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KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

It’s that time again, folks, when our favorite publishers try to convince us that their upcoming games are actually worth…

NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations
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NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

The internet has been abuzz with the news of NVIDIA’s DLSS 5, and I’m here to give you the lowdown.…

Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
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Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…

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