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Tag: Developers

Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More
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Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It’s been a year since AdHoc Studios’ Dispatch debuted, and to celebrate this milestone, the studio has announced a slew…

CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more
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CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

It seems like CD Projekt RED is back to its old tricks, breathing new life into Cyberpunk 2077 with Update…

Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant
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Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Gaming has finally reached the promised land of digital utopia, where you can download a new title in minutes, switch…

Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough
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Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a game update has been released that doesn’t cost an extra $20 or require…

Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update
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Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh joy, another update to a game that’s still trying to find its footing, because what’s a live-service game without…

Cut out the middleman, host your own server, ditch the publisher greed
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Cut out the middleman, host your own server, ditch the publisher greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to dive into the wonderful world of multiplayer gaming, where publishers and executives get to make…

Blizzard Tests Gamers Sanity with World of Warcraft Forever Stress Test
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Blizzard Tests Gamers Sanity with World of Warcraft Forever Stress Test

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Oh joy, another server stress test to look forward to, because what’s more exciting than intentionally trying to break a…

Moonfrost Teases Promise, But Don’t Expect It To Bake Just Yet
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Moonfrost Teases Promise, But Don’t Expect It To Bake Just Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh joy, another farming simulator to add to my ever-growing list of games that will consume my life. I mean,…

Gaming Gems Amidst Industry Chaos August September Indies Shine
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Gaming Gems Amidst Industry Chaos August September Indies Shine

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

As the gaming landscape continues to evolve, one thing remains constant: the sheer volume of incredible indie games hitting the…

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