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Tag: Devil May Cry

Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow
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Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

No one could have missed Tides of Annihilation at this year’s gamescom, and I mean that in the best way…

Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions
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Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited, and also mildly skeptical, about the upcoming game Stupid Never Dies. I mean, who doesn’t…

Onimusha reboot because originality is dead apparently
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Onimusha reboot because originality is dead apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

I’ll admit, I went into the Onimusha: Way of the Sword demo with a healthy dose of skepticism, because apparently…

Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone
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Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

A new leak has emerged, and it’s time to get hyped (or not) about a potential Devil May Cry remake…

Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: Indie Games You’ll Probably Forget Exist in a Week — March & April, 2026
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Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: Indie Games You’ll Probably Forget Exist in a Week — March & April, 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Get ready for some amazing indie games this spring, folks! 🌷🎮 March and April are bringing a strong mix of…

Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots
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Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

I’m so excited to dive into Morbid Metal, a game that’s been lurking in the shadows, waiting to unleash its…

Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?
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Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—Capcom is about to grace the Switch 2 with yet another port of a game…

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