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Corey Lewandowski’s Latest Venture Runs Into Minor Ethics Speed Bump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Corey Lewandowski’s Latest Venture Runs Into Minor Ethics Speed Bump

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Justice Department is investigating some allegations of…

Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American
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Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who’s putting the brakes on the Department of Homeland…

Pentagon kindly lends DHS a heat ray for border fun
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Pentagon kindly lends DHS a heat ray for border fun

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

The Pentagon has given the Department of Homeland Security permission to test a military-grade heat ray, and I’m reading this…

Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident
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Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

!!!!!strong>The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re thinking. They’ve filed a…

California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin
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California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, threatening to take legal action against California election officials if they don’t review…

Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
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Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…

Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet
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Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story on CNN – a man from the Dominican Republic was…

ICE Spends Millions of Hours Proving Voter Fraud Virtually Nonexistent
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ICE Spends Millions of Hours Proving Voter Fraud Virtually Nonexistent

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Department of Homeland Security’s election-fraud operation, and let me tell you,…

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
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White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…

Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
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Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re up to this time.…

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