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Tag: DHS

Gov Shutdown Alert: DHS About to Go Dark—Guess Who’s Still Guarding the Border? No One!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gov Shutdown Alert: DHS About to Go Dark—Guess Who’s Still Guarding the Border? No One!

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Prepare for the next “Democrats Shutdown Showdown!” as America’s heroic President Trump fights off the liberal leeches trying to cripple…

Brace Yourselves, America: Homeland Security’s About to Take a Nap — Here’s What Could Go Wrong (or Right)
Democrats Play Chicken with DHS Funding, Endangering National Security
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Brace Yourselves, America: Homeland Security’s About to Take a Nap — Here’s What Could Go Wrong (or Right)

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

As President Trump prepares to lock down the border and secure our nation, Congressional Democrats are once again playing political…

5 things to know for Feb. 4: Shutdown ends, Assassination attempt, Jill Biden’s ex-husband, Nuclear talks, Bitcoin – and you thought your ex was bad!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 things to know for Feb. 4: Shutdown ends, Assassination attempt, Jill Biden’s ex-husband, Nuclear talks, Bitcoin – and you thought your ex was bad!

Big ElephantFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

SHUTDOWN ENDS, BUT DEMS STILL WHINING ABOUT ICE! President Trump just signed the big spending bill to end the three-day…

Federal Agents Told to Tone Down the Tear Gas Party Outside ICE in Portland, Judge Says
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Agents Told to Tone Down the Tear Gas Party Outside ICE in Portland, Judge Says

Big ElephantFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Judge Protects Peaceful Protesters from Fed Gas Attacks in Portland In a shocking display of judicial overreach, a federal judge…

Finally, DHS in Minneapolis Gets Body Cameras—Because Nothing Says ‘Trust’ Like Surveillance
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, DHS in Minneapolis Gets Body Cameras—Because Nothing Says ‘Trust’ Like Surveillance

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Breaking: Trump DHS Finally Embraces Body Cams—Guess the Swamp Rats Were Getting Nervous! Well, well, well—looks like even the swamp…

Sen. Padilla: ‘How many more citizens need to die’ for GOP to finally grow a spine and tell Trump, ‘No more playing dictator with DHS!’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sen. Padilla: ‘How many more citizens need to die’ for GOP to finally grow a spine and tell Trump, ‘No more playing dictator with DHS!’

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Oh look, another whiny Democrat who thinks ICE is the problem instead of the actual criminals invading our country! Senator…

Democrats demand major overhaul to ICE, as government shutdown risk skyrockets
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats demand major overhaul to ICE, as government shutdown risk skyrockets

Big ElephantJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Democrats Play Chicken with Government Shutdown, Again In a stunning display of partisan brinksmanship, Congressional Democrats are threatening to shut…

“Government Shutdown: The Epic Saga of How We All Pretend to Care While the World Burns”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Government Shutdown: The Epic Saga of How We All Pretend to Care While the World Burns”

Big ElephantJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Washington is once again staring down the barrel of a government shutdown—and this time, it’s the Democrats’ fault. With Senate…

BREAKING: Overcaffeinated Cops Mistake Pretti for Pinata in Lead-Filled “Encounter,” DHS Shrugs “Just a Starter Report”
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BREAKING: Overcaffeinated Cops Mistake Pretti for Pinata in Lead-Filled “Encounter,” DHS Shrugs “Just a Starter Report”

Big ElephantJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Oh look, another day in Biden’s America—oh wait, it’s 2025, and President Trump’s MAGA miracle is STILL cleaning up the…

“Case Unsolved Shocker: Investigators Still Confused AF About Who Offed Alex Pretti”
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“Case Unsolved Shocker: Investigators Still Confused AF About Who Offed Alex Pretti”

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

The leftist media is at it again, folks! In the great city of Minneapolis – you know, the same liberal…

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