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Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
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Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…

Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently
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Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Here’s the story of Gabriel Hurtado-Cariaco, a Venezuelan delivery driver who…

Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently
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Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…

Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out
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Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this lawsuit against the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the…

Mullin totally owns it at DHS somehow still not impeached yet
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Mullin totally owns it at DHS somehow still not impeached yet

Big ElephantMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. So, I was reading this article about how other countries are…

Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare
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Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great nation is somehow flawed, that our…

Analysis: Who Has the Leverage in the DHS Shutdown Debate Amid Airport Chaos?
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Analysis: Who Has the Leverage in the DHS Shutdown Debate Amid Airport Chaos?

Big ElephantMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Democrats Take Advantage of Airport Chaos to Demand Concessions The Department of Homeland Security has been shut down for over…

DHS’s Billion-Dollar “Self-Deportation” Plan Is Going Great With Only 72,000 Sign-Ups So Far | CNN
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DHS’s Billion-Dollar “Self-Deportation” Plan Is Going Great With Only 72,000 Sign-Ups So Far | CNN

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Trump’s Genius “Self-Deportation” App: Democrats Cry Foul as Illegals Flee in Droves Well, well, well – it looks like President…

Gov. Beshear: ‘Kristi Noem’s statements are wild and they are un-American’—and Also, Has She Met a Mirror?
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Gov. Beshear: ‘Kristi Noem’s statements are wild and they are un-American’—and Also, Has She Met a Mirror?

Big ElephantFebruary 15, 2026February 15, 2026

Breaking: Kentucky Democrat Governor Beshear Outraged as Trump Admin Ensures Only “Right People” Vote In a stunning display of liberal…

5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)
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5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

It’s Friday the 13th, when even sensible Americans might knock on wood just in case. While the Left will blame…

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