Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
SHUTDOWN ENDS, BUT DEMS STILL WHINING ABOUT ICE! President Trump just signed the big spending bill to end the three-day…
Judge Protects Peaceful Protesters from Fed Gas Attacks in Portland In a shocking display of judicial overreach, a federal judge…
Breaking: Trump DHS Finally Embraces Body Cams—Guess the Swamp Rats Were Getting Nervous! Well, well, well—looks like even the swamp…
Oh look, another whiny Democrat who thinks ICE is the problem instead of the actual criminals invading our country! Senator…
Democrats Play Chicken with Government Shutdown, Again In a stunning display of partisan brinksmanship, Congressional Democrats are threatening to shut…
Washington is once again staring down the barrel of a government shutdown—and this time, it’s the Democrats’ fault. With Senate…
Oh look, another day in Biden’s America—oh wait, it’s 2025, and President Trump’s MAGA miracle is STILL cleaning up the…
The leftist media is at it again, folks! In the great city of Minneapolis – you know, the same liberal…
What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening: The Deep State and Fake News Media are once…
Schumer and his band of leftist marionettes are holding the entire government hostage again, folks, all to protect their precious,…
