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Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
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Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…

Kingdom Hearts 4 Hints Abound as Voice Actors Slip Into D23 Lineup
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Kingdom Hearts 4 Hints Abound as Voice Actors Slip Into D23 Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Kingdom Hearts 4 hype train has finally left the station, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
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Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…

I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
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I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk

FinnMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…

KREATOR Made a Music Video For ‘Loyal To The Grave’ and It’s Totally Not a Desperate Cry For Relevance Inspired by a 28-Year-Old Movie
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KREATOR Made a Music Video For ‘Loyal To The Grave’ and It’s Totally Not a Desperate Cry For Relevance Inspired by a 28-Year-Old Movie

Chord F. DiscordMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shredding, and soul-crushing metal music, because the German/Finnish/French thrash metal legends KREATOR have just dropped…

SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’
Sebastian Bach: The Rock Dinosaur Who Refuses to Let Robots Steal His Job
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SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s back in the headlines, throwing shade at all these modern bands who can’t be bothered…

Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?
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Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Holy dream-invading, batman! In a world where humans have apparently hit the snooze button on their imagination, we now have…

Man Breaks World Record for Most Times Riding Disneyland’s ‘Cars’ Ride, Probably Needs a New Hobby
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Man Breaks World Record for Most Times Riding Disneyland’s ‘Cars’ Ride, Probably Needs a New Hobby

FinnFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh, look at Mr. Big Shot, Jon Hale of Brea, California. This guy has ridden Radiator Springs Racers more times…

Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic
Breaking News: Disney Just Found Its Next Scapegoat
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Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic

FinnFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

In a shocking move that surprised absolutely no one, The Walt Disney Company announced today that its Board of Directors…

Oh No! Another Happy Haunting Gone Horribly Wrong
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Oh No! Another Happy Haunting Gone Horribly Wrong

FinnOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

OMG! 😱 A woman DIED 💀 on the Haunted Mansion?! Like, seriously? Did she not read the fine print about…

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