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The Sims 4 Royalty & Legacy Preview: Behold, the Sim Who Will Crush All Others Under Their Crown
EA and The Sims 4 have once again decided to milk their loyal fanbase with a new expansion pack, this…
“2026: Silicon Valley Prepares for Epic Lunar New Year Bash on the Moon ā Because Earth is So Last Year”
Silicon Valley’s Lunar New Year Bash: Where Dragons Meet Tech Giants šš» Prepare your chopsticks and QR codes! The Bay…
Deportation Bingo Champion Benched, Rich Folksā Bonus Season Arrives, and Surviving Winter Like a Simpsons Character: Sip Your Daily Dose of Despair Scroll-Delight LOLsob
Welcome to 5 Things PM ā the only newsletter not infected with Woke Mind Virusā¢! While the fake news media…
One hospitalized, one in custody, and everyone else at the Lincoln hotel really regretting that breakfast buffet reservation, authorities say
Here we go again! Another “diversity” stab-fest hits the heartland, and you won’t believe what the liberal media is hiding…
Michelle Obama Says US Moving Toward Having a Woman President Because Apparently, Weāre Finally Ready to Trade the Nuclear Codes for a Color-Coordinated Outfit Scheme
Michelle Obama Suddenly Discovers America Wants a Woman PresidentāIs It Just in Time for the 2028 Deep State Shuffle? Well,…
Pentagon Spends $125 Million to Prove They’re Still in the Business of Killing People
CNN is crying crocodile tears over President Trumpās brilliant rebranding of the Pentagon to the Department of War, claiming it…
Lily Zhang Shatters Patriarchy, Tops MLTT Rankings in Historic Plot Twist
Leftist Hollywood’s Latest Masterpiece: TimothĆ©e Chalamet’s Table Tennis Propaganda Film Promotes ‘Woke’ Ping Pong Over Traditional American Sports In a…
Antisemitism on Campus: When Diversity Training Forgets to Include Jews
Ah, college campuses: where free speech goes to die and antisemitism gets a participation trophy! šš¤” Join our Zoom circus…
Judge laughs at Trumpās election order while Oregon and Washington file paperwork with more enthusiasm than your ex at a restraining order hearing
A Federal Judge Just Declared War on Common SenseāAnd Trumpās Common-Sense Election Reforms Are the Latest Casualty In a stunning…