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Pentagon Spends $125 Million to Prove They’re Still in the Business of Killing People
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon Spends $125 Million to Prove They’re Still in the Business of Killing People

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

CNN is crying crocodile tears over President Trump’s brilliant rebranding of the Pentagon to the Department of War, claiming it…

Lily Zhang Shatters Patriarchy, Tops MLTT Rankings in Historic Plot Twist
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Lily Zhang Shatters Patriarchy, Tops MLTT Rankings in Historic Plot Twist

Big ElephantJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

Leftist Hollywood’s Latest Masterpiece: Timothée Chalamet’s Table Tennis Propaganda Film Promotes ‘Woke’ Ping Pong Over Traditional American Sports In a…

Antisemitism on Campus: When Diversity Training Forgets to Include Jews
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Antisemitism on Campus: When Diversity Training Forgets to Include Jews

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

Ah, college campuses: where free speech goes to die and antisemitism gets a participation trophy! 🎓🤡 Join our Zoom circus…

Judge laughs at Trump’s election order while Oregon and Washington file paperwork with more enthusiasm than your ex at a restraining order hearing
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Judge laughs at Trump’s election order while Oregon and Washington file paperwork with more enthusiasm than your ex at a restraining order hearing

Big ElephantJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

A Federal Judge Just Declared War on Common Sense—And Trump’s Common-Sense Election Reforms Are the Latest Casualty In a stunning…

U.S. Oil Giants Weigh Whether to Take a Venezuelan Oil Bath
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

U.S. Oil Giants Weigh Whether to Take a Venezuelan Oil Bath

Big ElephantJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

The Great Venezuelan Socialist Oil Heist: How America’s Energy Traitors Are Lining Up to Fund Maduro’s Next Luxury Yacht Well,…

Word of the Week: When ‘Kinetic’ Means ‘We’re Blasting Stuff So Hard It Breaks Physics’
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Word of the Week: When ‘Kinetic’ Means ‘We’re Blasting Stuff So Hard It Breaks Physics’

Big ElephantJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

A HAIR-RAISING “KINETIC” ESCAPADE: TRUMP GOES FULL ACTION HERO AGAINST MADURO’S DRUG-DEALING, SOCIALIST DICTATORSHIP – BUT WHAT’S THE REAL STORY?</…

A Killer Is Still on the Run a Week After Shooting a Dentist and His Wife with Their Kids Nearby—This Video Could Give Clues
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A Killer Is Still on the Run a Week After Shooting a Dentist and His Wife with Their Kids Nearby—This Video Could Give Clues

Big ElephantJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Democrats’ “Safe Neighborhood” Experiment Ends in Bloodbath as Mystery Hooded Figure Executes Dentist Couple – Because of Course It Did…

FEMA’s New Budget Workout Plan: Layoffs Edition – Who Needs Disaster Relief When You Can Be the Disaster?
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FEMA’s New Budget Workout Plan: Layoffs Edition – Who Needs Disaster Relief When You Can Be the Disaster?

Big ElephantJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Another Day, Another Democrat Disaster: FEMA Staff Told to Pack Their Desks as Biden’s Failed Policies Collapse In a stunning…

This is Bigger Than Oil, It’s About the New US National Security Strategy Says Meyer Resources CEO
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This is Bigger Than Oil, It’s About the New US National Security Strategy Says Meyer Resources CEO

Big ElephantJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Breaking: U.S. Oil Giants Eye Venezuela Amid ‘Globalist Elite’ Plot to Steal Our Energy Independence – Again! In a stunning…

“Get Certified and Cry: The Ultimate M/WBE Webinar That Promises Diversity, Equity, and a Free Pizza That Never Arrives”
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“Get Certified and Cry: The Ultimate M/WBE Webinar That Promises Diversity, Equity, and a Free Pizza That Never Arrives”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

NYC’s MWBE Certification Bootcamp: Where Dreams of Government Contracts Meet Endless Paperwork! 📋✨ 📅 July 14, 2020 | 10:00 AM…

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