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Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is finally merging with Warner Bros. Discovery, and it’s a…

Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams
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Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Building an online game no longer requires huge server rooms, big studios, or enormous budgets, thank goodness, because let’s be…

Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs
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Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The GTA 6 hype train has left the station, and I’m reluctantly on board, armed with a healthy dose of…

Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things
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Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Sam Peterson, a former park ranger who lost…

Wyoming Embraces Diversity With 17 Stab Wounds To Sikh Truck Driver
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Wyoming Embraces Diversity With 17 Stab Wounds To Sikh Truck Driver

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this absolutely horrific attack on a Sikh truck driver in Wyoming, and…

Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently
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Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 7, 2026

Amazon has canceled their live-action TV show Spider-Noir after only one season, according to Variety. The show, which starred Nicolas…

Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
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Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Target’s latest mishap, and I just can’t help but think, “what were…

Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities
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Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Navy is considering renaming an aircraft carrier that was…

Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood
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Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

As we approach the two-thirds mark of 2026, it’s time to check in with the most passionate film fans on…

Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand
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Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Disney is taking the Trump administration to court over its…

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