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Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
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Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…

Seven Havens attempts to craft diverse world minus corporate meddling somehow
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Seven Havens attempts to craft diverse world minus corporate meddling somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Another day, another dollar, another announcement from a publisher trying to milk a beloved franchise for all it’s worth. But,…

Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On
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Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

RJ Mitte, the talented actor who brought Walter White Jr. to life on the critically acclaimed series Breaking Bad, has…

Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever
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Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The cosplayers were out in full force at New York Comic-Con over the weekend, because of course they were. Every…

Texas Border Wall Hits Snag Because Of Laws And Stuff
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Texas Border Wall Hits Snag Because Of Laws And Stuff

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal court in Texas that just put the brakes on the…

Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is finally merging with Warner Bros. Discovery, and it’s a…

Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams
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Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Building an online game no longer requires huge server rooms, big studios, or enormous budgets, thank goodness, because let’s be…

Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs
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Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The GTA 6 hype train has left the station, and I’m reluctantly on board, armed with a healthy dose of…

Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things
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Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Sam Peterson, a former park ranger who lost…

Wyoming Embraces Diversity With 17 Stab Wounds To Sikh Truck Driver
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Wyoming Embraces Diversity With 17 Stab Wounds To Sikh Truck Driver

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this absolutely horrific attack on a Sikh truck driver in Wyoming, and…

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