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Tag: Do It Anyway

Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
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Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: Prepare for the Same Game, Different Year, and Somehow, Even MORE Bugs
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: Prepare for the Same Game, Different Year, and Somehow, Even MORE Bugs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Ah yes, Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, the game we’ve all been pretending to be excited about since they…

D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway
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D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

D:Ream announce return with new album Do It Anyway. Yes, THAT D:Ream. The ones who peaked in the 90s and…

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