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Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off
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Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sony Interactive Entertainment has been slapped with a $7.85 million bill to refund select…

The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever
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The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever

FinnJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Sam Raimi directs movies with the urgency of a sloth meditating 🐒. In the past 15 years, he’s blessed us…

“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)
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“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh great, another Sam Raimi movie! πŸ™„ As if we haven’t suffered enough, the guy who peaked with Spider-Man 2…

Fantastic Four: First Steps: Mystery Machine or Mistake Machine?
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Fantastic Four: First Steps: Mystery Machine or Mistake Machine?

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what Marvel just did to your childhood 😭! Turns out The Fantastic Four: First Steps wasn’t…

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