EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan Ibrahimović, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…
Tag: Donald Trump
DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…
Ex-ICED EARTH Vocalist, Matt Barlow, “Slightly Displeased” By Jon Schaffer’s Vacation Photos From U.S Capitol
In a riveting exposé with Tom Wilson of Australia’s oh-so-credible Sense Music Media, ex-ICED EARTH crooner Matt Barlow was quizzed…
Clawfinger Drops New Single ‘Scum’ – Because Apparently, Trump’s Still Living Rent-Free in Their Heads
OMG! CLAWFINGER, those geriatric Swedish rap-metal dudes, just dropped a music video for their new single, “Scum”. 🙄 Apparently, it’s…
Trump’s Pixelated Madness: The White House Wants Control Over Minecraft’s Rare Earth Metals
The legendary game Minecraft, developed by Mojang, is at the center of a new international scandal. Recently, a teaser for…
Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…
Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?
Folks, can you believe it? Trump just pulled off the impossible! While the liberal media was busy prepping their “Trump’s…
5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)
Iran’s Shenanigans, Gaza’s Still a Thing, Crypto Bros Crying, Volcano Go BOOM, and Hockey. 1. Iran Trump, the only one…
Mike Lee and the GOP Clown Posse Do the Hokey Pokey With Baseless Claims About Political Violence (Again!)
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is clutching its pearls over…
Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No
OMG! 😱 HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson is SO triggered! She’s totally losing it because the Trump administration dared to play…