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Tag: Donald Trump

Winning bigly, Trump saves taxpayers from freeloading veterans again
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Winning bigly, Trump saves taxpayers from freeloading veterans again

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump. I mean,…

Who cares, Trump is the only real Republican leader anyway
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Who cares, Trump is the only real Republican leader anyway

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, trying to tear down the great and powerful President…

Fake news mocking our great Palm Beach Pete what a joke
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Fake news mocking our great Palm Beach Pete what a joke

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest fake news trying to…

Fake News Targets Patriot Hegseth with Fake Removal Story
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Fake News Targets Patriot Hegseth with Fake Removal Story

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and their liberal pals going to be eating their words now that our…

Liberal snowflakes rejoice over fake news social media ruling
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Liberal snowflakes rejoice over fake news social media ruling

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Let’s talk about the so-called “achievements” of the European Union, folks. I mean, what a total joke. As I’m writing…

Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow
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Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald…

Fake news CNN gets what’s coming to them finally in Israel
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Fake news CNN gets what’s coming to them finally in Israel

Big ElephantMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and an even more beautiful day to…

Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy
🎮 Sony: "Your Wallet Called — We Hung Up" 🎮
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Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Ah, Sony — the company that keeps telling us it’s “all about the players,” yet apparently forgot to check in…

Trump Claims Middle East ‘Win’ While Avoiding Tough Question Like a Pro
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Trump Claims Middle East ‘Win’ While Avoiding Tough Question Like a Pro

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold on to your MAGA hats, folks! Donald Trump, the greatest negotiator since Moses parted the Red Sea, just brokered…

Bill Maher to receive Mark Twain Prize at Kennedy Center after White House denied reports
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Bill Maher to receive Mark Twain Prize at Kennedy Center after White House denied reports

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

TV host Bill Maher will receive the prestigious Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, the Kennedy Center announced on Thursday…

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