THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE blesses Missouri with 27.6 million dollars
In a shocking turn of events, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH has spoken, and the Great State of Missouri has been bestowed…
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THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE blesses Idaho with 4.5 million dollars
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Idaho is rejoicing. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE approves 11 million for Mississippi disaster relief
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the great state of Mississippi is rejoicing. In a recent transmission on Truth Social,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Awards Kansas 5.5 Million Dollars
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, Kansas Rejoices In a shocking turn of events, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH has taken to…
SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just ruled that President Donald Trump’s administration can’t…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE scores 415.9 million for Florida disaster aid
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the Great State of Florida is set to receive a whopping $415.9 million dollars…
THE ORANGE ORACLE meets with Tina Peters after her release from Colorado prison
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the proclamation is all about “FREE TINA!” – a rallying cry…
GOP Leaders Losing Control Fast
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the House, and I just can’t help but…
THE ORANGE ORACLE congratulates President Xi on China’s Birthright Citizenship win allegedly
In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, took to Truth Social to congratulate…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Gabe Evans Gets THE ORANGE ORACLE Endorsement for Reelection
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Colorado’s 8th Congressional District are urged to take heed. In a…