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Tag: Donald Trump

Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and liberal elites going to have a field day with this one! As…

Liberals ruin another great American company obviously
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Liberals ruin another great American company obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously
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Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously

Big ElephantApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the devastating consequences of having the best, the greatest, the…

Traitor Pence aide joins Democrat losers and anti-Trump America haters
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Traitor Pence aide joins Democrat losers and anti-Trump America haters

Big ElephantApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

It’s laughable to think that anyone would question the sheer brilliance of our great President Donald Trump, who has been…

Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell
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Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow
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Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some winning news? I’ve got the best words, the greatest brain, and I’m…

Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly
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Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our President, Donald…

Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute
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Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the “state of our democracy” under the magnificent leadership…

Fake news claims Trump threatens Powell’s obvious overdue firing
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Fake news claims Trump threatens Powell’s obvious overdue firing

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, who is still going strong as the…

Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives
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Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

In the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world has ever seen, Donald Trump, we have…

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