ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 5 Million Dollars for Iowa floods
We’ve just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, and it’s a doozy. According to his latest…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Andy Barr with 9.1 million dollar boost
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the great people of Kentucky are rejoicing. In a recent Truth Social post, THE…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ralph Alvarado gets endorsement for Kentucky’s 6th District seat
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Kentucky’s 6th Congressional District should take heed. In a recent transmission…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump approves 5.1 million in storm aid for South Dakota
In a shocking display of benevolence, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has announced that he is approving…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 19.9 million for Missouri storm relief
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Missouri is about to receive a whopping $19.9 million in recovery efforts after the…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump grants Kansas 20.5 million dollars for storm relief
In a shocking display of generosity, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has announced that he is granting…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 3.4 million dollars for North Dakota storms
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of North Dakota can rest easy knowing that their beloved leader, THE…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump sends 50.5 million dollars to aid Texas storm recovery efforts
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Texas is about to receive a whopping $50.5 million to aid in recovery efforts…
Recent Grads Somehow Manage Not To Live In Parents Basement
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trends in the US economy, and let me tell you,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Zach Lahn gets endorsement for Iowa governor bid
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Iowa have been deemed worthy of a most prestigious endorsement. In…