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GOP Congressman Attempts to Not Get Eaten Alive by Voters
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GOP Congressman Attempts to Not Get Eaten Alive by Voters

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2026

So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest political showdown in Quakertown, Pennsylvania. It seems like…

Burning Witches Ditches Singer Because Vocals Were Too On Fire
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Burning Witches Ditches Singer Because Vocals Were Too On Fire

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2026October 24, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ Burning Witches has parted ways with their singer Laura Guldemond, and I’m totally…

How Cinema Totally Butchers a Card Game Because Who Needs Actual Poker Face When You Can Just Zoom in on Someone’s Eyebrow Twitching
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How Cinema Totally Butchers a Card Game Because Who Needs Actual Poker Face When You Can Just Zoom in on Someone’s Eyebrow Twitching

FinnOctober 24, 2026October 24, 2026

The amazing world of card games in cinema is a total joke, folks! 🃏😂 It’s like, a bunch of people…

California Counties Told To Quarantine Suspicious Ballots
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California Counties Told To Quarantine Suspicious Ballots

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading this article, and I just can’t help but raise an eyebrow. The Justice…

Justice Served With Extra Helping of Tragedy
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Justice Served With Extra Helping of Tragedy

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Cincinnati, Ohio, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to wrap my head around this one – a man who struck…

Another Exciting Chance For Franchise Fatigue To Set In Soon
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Another Exciting Chance For Franchise Fatigue To Set In Soon

FinnOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

After years of speculation, Amazon is finally closing in on a decision for the next James Bond. The company, which…

FBI Officials Face Charges For Possibly Not Ignoring Biden
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FBI Officials Face Charges For Possibly Not Ignoring Biden

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs
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GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a mysterious group called Enough Promises Ohio that’s been spending a pretty…

Trump’s $10B BBC lawsuit takes thrilling turn towards deposition doom
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Trump’s $10B BBC lawsuit takes thrilling turn towards deposition doom

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge is warning President Donald Trump that his $10…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Congratulations, Gleeks, your favorite show is back, because Hollywood’s annual Nostalgia Harvest is in full swing. Disney+ and Hulu have…

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