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Trump talks to acting director of national intelligence about upcoming leadership transition
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump talks to acting director of national intelligence about upcoming leadership transition

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the intelligence community, and I’ve got to say,…

Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina
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Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has thrown his support behind Darline Graham, the…

Trump Escapes Iran Drama with Trusty Cabin Retreat
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Trump Escapes Iran Drama with Trusty Cabin Retreat

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

President Donald Trump is not exactly the outdoorsy type, and his recent trip to Camp David was a bit of…

Justice Dept. quietly ditches Reflecting Pool renovation debacle lawsuit suddenly
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Justice Dept. quietly ditches Reflecting Pool renovation debacle lawsuit suddenly

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the case against former Olympian David Hearn, and…

Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money
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Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this wild story. Nearly six months after Nancy…

Trump Throws Support Behind ‘Save America Act’
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Trump Throws Support Behind ‘Save America Act’

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the world of politics. It…

Trump somehow making things worse for Blanche nomination
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Trump somehow making things worse for Blanche nomination

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media post, where he’s defending his pick…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer of the year? 🤣…

Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now
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Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Max Miller’s latest escapades, and I’ve got to say, this guy’s…

Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway
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Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

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