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Boogie T: Odyssey Tour Hits New Orleans, Locals Wonder If Their City Can Handle the Bass

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Louisiana’s BOOGIE T Returns for Mardi Gras Madness! 🎤🐊 Mark your calendars, bass-heads! On Sunday 2.15.26, Boogie T is bringing…

NANCY WILSON’S LAST HEART ALBUM: THE VICTORY LAP BEGINS IN 2027 (BECAUSE 2026 WAS TOO SOON)
HEART's Nancy Wilson: "I've Got Songs, But I'm Also Tired of Sleeping on Tour Buses"
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NANCY WILSON’S LAST HEART ALBUM: THE VICTORY LAP BEGINS IN 2027 (BECAUSE 2026 WAS TOO SOON)

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed she’s working on new…

Events

“Mazatlán Banda Fest: When La Original Banda el Limón, Band Carnaval, and Other Loud Neighbors Decide to Throw a Party”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Mazatlán Banda Fest at Santa Fe Springs Swap Meet: Because nothing says “family fun” like a 5:30pm start time! 😂…

Prime Video’s Global Showcase: Because Your Couch Needs More Foreign Drama This Week
Prime Video Just Dropped an International Content Bombshell, and You're Gonna Need a Passport to Keep Up
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Prime Video’s Global Showcase: Because Your Couch Needs More Foreign Drama This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Prime Video decided to flex its global muscles this week, hosting what can only be described as the United Nations…

Events

“Ave Generosa: Because Lent Needs More Guilt and Marian Drama”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 13, 2026

🎼 Trinity Choir’s Divine Treble Voices to Move You (or Your Money Back!) Get ready to be deeply moved (or…

NEVERMORE Unleashes Phoenix-Wielding New Lineup, Signs with REIGNING PHOENIX MUSIC Because Why Not
NEVERMORE Returns From The Dead, Because Apparently Money And Music Still Exist
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NEVERMORE Unleashes Phoenix-Wielding New Lineup, Signs with REIGNING PHOENIX MUSIC Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

In a stunning revelation that absolutely no one saw coming, NEVERMORE has resurrected itself from the grave of broken bands…

Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century
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Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Russia Bans Telegram, Proving Even Putin Knows When to Dump a “Free Speech” App In a shocking twist of irony,…

Events

Grupo Trilhar – Mar 26: Adoção: De Papelada à Vida Real, a Saga Que Ninguém Contou

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Trilhar Group: Where Adoption Drama Meets Group Therapy! 🎭 Join the Grupo Trilhar for monthly virtual meetings filled with adoption…

W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
W.A.S.P. Announces 1984 To Headless Tour With KK'S PRIEST — Because Nothing Says 'Rock Legacy' Like Reliving Your First Four Albums For The 87th Time
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W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…

Ghislaine Maxwell Channels Her Inner Miranda Rights: “I Plead the Fifth, B*tch”
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Ghislaine Maxwell Channels Her Inner Miranda Rights: “I Plead the Fifth, B*tch”

Big ElephantFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Oh, look! Ghislaine Maxwell suddenly wants to talk—but only if Daddy Trump grants her a pardon! So, Ghislaine Maxwell, the…

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