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Student’s Olympic Hopeful Dash to Dorm After Hearing ‘Bang’ | CNN
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Student’s Olympic Hopeful Dash to Dorm After Hearing ‘Bang’ | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Brown University Meltdown: Leftist Campus Overreacts to “Active Shooter” That Was Just a Guy Eating Poppy Seed Bagel Another day,…

Latinas Forever Serve Tamales and Drama at Their Christmas Karol Brunch
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Latinas Forever Serve Tamales and Drama at Their Christmas Karol Brunch

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 13, 2025

Sunday, December 14th, 2025 | 12PM – 4PM at SPARK Social SF, 601 Mission Bay Blvd N, San Francisco, CA…

Director of Unauthorized Wayne Static Biopic Fires Back at Estate After They Said “No”
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Director of Unauthorized Wayne Static Biopic Fires Back at Estate After They Said “No”

Chord F. DiscordDecember 13, 2025December 13, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The Ghosts of Wayne Static and Tera Wray Are About to Star in a Documentary Drama So Juicy…

Trump 2.0’s Quest for a Fed Chair: Will It Be Another Master of the Obvious or a Real-Life Villain?
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Trump 2.0’s Quest for a Fed Chair: Will It Be Another Master of the Obvious or a Real-Life Villain?

Big ElephantDecember 13, 2025December 13, 2025

The Plot Thickens: Trump’s Fed Pick Drama Unfolds as Democrats Salivate Over Economic Chaos In a shocking twist that will…

SENTIRES – Cuando el duelo finge ser fiesta y todos aplauden tu drama navideño
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SENTIRES – Cuando el duelo finge ser fiesta y todos aplauden tu drama navideño

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

✨ ¡Navidad triste, pero con buena vibra (y Zoom)! ✨ El 23 de diciembre a las 20:00 (hora España), Silvia…

Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes
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Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes

Chord F. DiscordDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

EVANESCENCE Just Stole the Show at the Game Awards, Because Apparently, Video Games Needed a Goth Makeover 🎮🖤 In a…

EPICA Releases New Single ‘Avatar – The Final Incarnation’ and It’s Not Even the Sequel
EPICA Drops New Single 'Avatar - The Final Incarnation': Because the World Clearly Needed One More Symphony in D Minor 🎻✨
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EPICA Releases New Single ‘Avatar – The Final Incarnation’ and It’s Not Even the Sequel

Chord F. DiscordDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except their entire fanbase, their label, and literally everyone with…

Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last season’s leftovers
Trump Finally Tells the Truth About CNN: It’s a Disgrace That Must Be Sold!
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Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last season’s leftovers

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a stunning and totally unexpected move, President Donald J. Trump, the greatest president in history and possibly all of…

Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans
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Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody saw coming (except, you know, everyone with internet access), the families…

All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
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All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)

FinnDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…

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