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Tag: Ed Sheeran

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…

Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages
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Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the legendary Tupac Shakur, and I have to say, this guy’s life was…

Breaking News: David Lee Roth Randomly Shows Up at Coachella Because He Heard There Would Be Free Avocado Toast and Proceeds to Butcher VAN HALEN’s ‘Jump’ with Some Guy Named Teddy Swims
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Breaking News: David Lee Roth Randomly Shows Up at Coachella Because He Heard There Would Be Free Avocado Toast and Proceeds to Butcher VAN HALEN’s ‘Jump’ with Some Guy Named Teddy Swims

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

Breaking news: the coachella festival just got a whole lot more interesting, and by interesting, I mean old 🤣. David…

The Offspring and BAD RELIGION: Geriatric Throwdown 2026
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The Offspring and BAD RELIGION: Geriatric Throwdown 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! THE OFFSPRING, those geriatric punk rockers from the ’90s (👴🏻🎸), are apparently still alive and kicking! 🤣 They’re dragging…

Donald Trump Declares War on Ed Sheeran: “America Can Only Have One Great Ginger!
Ed Sheeran vs Donald Trump: The Redheaded Duel That Will Decide America’s Fate
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Donald Trump Declares War on Ed Sheeran: “America Can Only Have One Great Ginger!

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

What was supposed to be just another boring Sunday podcast turned into a geopolitical meltdown. Ed Sheeran — British singer,…

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