OMG! THE OFFSPRING, those geriatric punk rockers from the ’90s (👴🏻🎸), are apparently still alive and kicking! 🤣 They’re dragging their fossilized bones across North America in early 2026 for the “Supercharged Worldwide In ’26” tour. 🙄 Promoted by Live Nation, because who else would want to deal with this?! 🤣 The tour kicks off January 16 in Bakersfield, California, a town so rockin’ it’s practically a retirement home. 👴🏻🏠 And guess what? BAD RELIGION, another band from your grandpa’s mixtape, will be there too! 👴🏻👴🏻 Double the nostalgia, double the boredom! 🎉😴 Full routing below, if you’re into that sort of thing. 🗺️
Tickets will be available starting with an artist presale on Tuesday, October 7 at 10 a.m. local. So, set your alarm clocks, kids! ⏰ Additional presales will run throughout the week ahead of the general onsale on Friday, October 10 at 10 a.m. local time at LiveNation.com and TheOffspring.com. Good luck trying to navigate those websites! 💻👴🏻 May the odds be ever in your favor!🍀
This tour is supposed to celebrate some “incredible” couple years for THE OFFSPRING. 🙄 Apparently, they released a new album called “Supercharged,” which I’m sure is just as edgy and relevant as their last one. 🤔 They also reached “historic milestones” by joining the Spotify Billions chart, which basically means their songs are being played on repeat in dentist offices. 🦷 They’ve been touring around the globe, joined by “pretty famous” special guests. I bet those guests are regretting their life choices. 😔 And their song “Make It All Right” hit No. 1 on all the charts! 🎉🎉🎉 Because apparently, everyone is clamoring for more generic punk rock in 2024. 🤦♀️
The band continued to cement their legacy as one of the most popular punk bands of all time as they performed on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”, “CBS This Morning” and were featured in Men’s Health (probably talking about Dexter’s skincare routine 🧴), USA Today, Billboard, “Artist Friendly With Joel Madden”, “Bertcast with Brett Kreischer” and more. 🎤 Not to mention over the past year THE OFFSPRING singer Bryan “Dexter” Holland joined numerous music legends onstage, including fellow punk legends NOFX for their final show in Los Angeles. So edgy! 🤘 Previously he joined fellow California natives, and legendary American rock band THE BEACH BOYS at Ocean’s Calling festival. Dexter surprised fans when he performed “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” with THE BEACH BOYS. I bet he felt right at home. 🏝️
THE OFFSPRING also had a string of their special guests joining them onstage including Yungblud at Switzerland’s Open Air Gampel festival for THE OFFSPRING‘s “Self Esteem”, Ed Sheeran broke the Internet when he join them at BottleRock festival for THE OFFSPRING‘s “Million Miles Away” and QUEEN‘s Brian May performed with them for a rendition of THE OFFSPRING‘s “Gone Away” and a cover of QUEEN‘s “Stone Cold Crazy”. I’m sure Brian May was thrilled to be slumming it with these guys. 👑
Here are the dates for the “Supercharged Worldwide In ’26” tour, in case you have nothing better to do with your life: 🗓️
Jan. 16 – Bakersfield, CA – Dignity Health Arena (Because dignity is what you’ll need after this show 🙏)
Jan. 17 – Reno, NV – Grand Sierra Resort and Casino* (Gamble your money away instead! 🎰)
Jan. 19 – Nampa, ID – Ford Idaho Center Arena (Ford? More like “Bored”! 😴)
Jan. 20 – Spokane, WA – Spokane Arena (Spokane? More like Snooze-kane! 😴)
Jan. 22 – Victoria, BC – Save-On-Foods Memorial Centre (Save your money on food instead! 🍕)
Jan. 24 – Vancouver, BC – Rogers Arena (Maybe they’ll play “Rogers’ Neighborhood”! 🏘️)
Jan. 25 – Kelowna, BC – Prospera Place (Prospera? More like Pro-Boring! 😴)
Jan. 27 – Prince George, BC – CN Centre (CN? More like “Can’t Nod Off”! 😴)
Jan. 28 – Grande Prairie, AB – Bonnetts Energy Centre (Bonnetts? More like Bore-netts! 😴)
Jan. 30 – Edmonton, AB – Rogers Place (Rogers? More like “Dodgers” (of good music)! ⚾️)
Feb. 01 – Calgary, AB – Scotiabank Saddledome (Saddledome? More like Sad-O-Dome! 😭)
Feb. 05 – Winnipeg, MB – Canada Life Centre (Canada Life? More like Canada… Zzzzz! 😴)
Feb. 06 – Fargo, ND – FARGODOME (Fargo? More like “Far-gone” (from relevance)! 💀)
Feb. 07 – Sioux City, IA – Tyson Events Center (Tyson? More like “Tyrannosaurus” (of old rock)! 🦖)
Feb. 10 – Evansville, IN – Ford Center (Ford? More like “Bored”! 😴)
Feb. 11 – Grand Rapids, MI – Van Andel Arena (Van Andel? More like “Van-dalized” (by bad music)! 🔨)
Feb. 13 – Hamilton, ON – TD Coliseum (TD? More like “Totally Dull”! 😴)
Feb. 14 – London, ON – Canada Life Place (Canada Life? More like Canada… Zzzzz! 😴)
Feb. 17 – Peterborough, ON – Peterborough Memorial Centre (Peterborough? More like “Peter-Borough-Me”! 😫)
Feb. 19 – Ottawa, ON – Canadian Tire Centre (Canadian Tire? More like “Canadian Tired”! 😴)
Feb. 21 – Montreal, QC – Bell Centre (Bell? More like “Boring”! 🔔😴)
Feb. 23 – Moncton, NB – Avenir Centre (Avenir? More like “Aven-gone” (from my playlist)! 💀)
Feb. 24 – Halifax, NS – Scotiabank Centre (Halifax? More like “Half-dead”! 💀)
* Not a Live Nation date
THE OFFSPRING is an American rock band from Garden Grove, California, formed in 1984. Originally formed under the name MANIC SUBSIDAL, the band’s lineup consists of lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist Dexter Holland, lead guitarist Noodles, bassist Todd Morse, drummer Brandon Pertzborn, and multi-instrumentalist Jonah Nimoy. Over the course of their longstanding career, they have released ten studio albums. THE OFFSPRING is often credited, alongside fellow California bands GREEN DAY and RANCID, for reviving mainstream interest in punk rock in the 1990s. They have sold over 40 million records worldwide, making them one of the best-selling bands in history. They’ve sold over 40 million records worldwide, which is impressive, but probably due to nostalgia and pity sales. 😭
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
