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FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things
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FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the FCC, where Brendan Carr, the Republican chair, is warning…

Kalshi Investigates Bets That Somehow Didn’t Bankrupt Everyone
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Kalshi Investigates Bets That Somehow Didn’t Bankrupt Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Kalshi is investigating some suspicious trades that correctly predicted Katie…

Billionaire David Ellison bravely defends CNN’s right to criticize Trump
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Billionaire David Ellison bravely defends CNN’s right to criticize Trump

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about David Ellison, the new owner of CNN, and I have to say,…

Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes
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Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is at it again, trying to ban CNN,…

Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions
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Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this town hall meeting with James Talarico, and I’ve got to say,…

Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
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Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…

Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity
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Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The never-ending saga of Hollywood mergers has taken another twist, as the lawsuit brought by 12 states, including California, to…

FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
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FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…

Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
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Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…

Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
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Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…

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