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Webinar: Opinión, análisis y pensamiento crítico (porque el internet ya no da para tanto)
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Webinar: Opinión, análisis y pensamiento crítico (porque el internet ya no da para tanto)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 ¡Alerta de drama editorial! 🚨 Este taller te enseñará a no hacer el ridículo con tus trabajos antes de…

BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something
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BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the BBC’s boss is stepping down? Probably because he couldn’t handle the TRUTH! The swamp runs deep, even across…

OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of
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OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh em gee, you guys! GOJIRA, those lovable prog-metal dinosaurs 🦕, and LANDMVRKS, the metalcore scene kids who still wear…

TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything
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TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, honey, TIME Magazine, bless their little hearts, just dropped their “very first” TIME100 Creators list. Yes, because clearly, the…

🔥 Jackal.Today Journalists Go on Strike: «Too Much Money, Too Much Freedom — Enough Is Enough!»
😂 Editorial Staff of Jackal.Today Fights Oppression — Of High Salaries and Absolute Freedom!
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🔥 Jackal.Today Journalists Go on Strike: «Too Much Money, Too Much Freedom — Enough Is Enough!»

FinnJanuary 29, 2025January 29, 2025

The editorial board of Jackal.Today, the beacon of satirical journalism, has staged an indefinite protest until February 3. But this…

Another Year of Satirical Brilliance (and Your Mediocrity)! 🎆 A Note from the Top Dog
New Year, Same Chaos: An Official Trolling from Jackal.Today 🎭
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Another Year of Satirical Brilliance (and Your Mediocrity)! 🎆 A Note from the Top Dog

FinnDecember 31, 2024December 31, 2024

Dear Readers (or as I like to call you, my unpaid chaos interns). Congratulations! You’ve survived another year on this…

Why we don’t write about sports — Behind Jackal.Today’s Sport-Free Zone
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Why we don’t write about sports — Behind Jackal.Today’s Sport-Free Zone

FinnOctober 9, 2024October 9, 2024

It’s no secret that the editorial board of Jackal.Today has a few strong convictions, and sports just doesn’t cut it.…

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!
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Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

FinnOctober 8, 2024October 8, 2024

Welcome to Jackal.Today, the pinnacle of advertising power where your brand’s dreams come true. Forget the rest—our advertising department is…

Jackal.Today: The Untiring Guardians of Truth and Flawless Journalism
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Jackal.Today: The Untiring Guardians of Truth and Flawless Journalism

FinnOctober 8, 2024October 8, 2024

Welcome to the editorial team of Jackal.Today, a newsroom powered by an elite squad of sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled journalists and editors,…

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