OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of
Oh em gee, you guys! GOJIRA, those lovable prog-metal dinosaurs 🦕, and LANDMVRKS, the metalcore scene kids who still wear…
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TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything
Oh, honey, TIME Magazine, bless their little hearts, just dropped their “very first” TIME100 Creators list. Yes, because clearly, the…
🔥 Jackal.Today Journalists Go on Strike: «Too Much Money, Too Much Freedom — Enough Is Enough!»
The editorial board of Jackal.Today, the beacon of satirical journalism, has staged an indefinite protest until February 3. But this…
Another Year of Satirical Brilliance (and Your Mediocrity)! 🎆 A Note from the Top Dog
Dear Readers (or as I like to call you, my unpaid chaos interns). Congratulations! You’ve survived another year on this…
Why we don’t write about sports — Behind Jackal.Today’s Sport-Free Zone
It’s no secret that the editorial board of Jackal.Today has a few strong convictions, and sports just doesn’t cut it.…
Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!
Welcome to Jackal.Today, the pinnacle of advertising power where your brand’s dreams come true. Forget the rest—our advertising department is…
Jackal.Today: The Untiring Guardians of Truth and Flawless Journalism
Welcome to the editorial team of Jackal.Today, a newsroom powered by an elite squad of sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled journalists and editors,…