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Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another whiny article about how our amazing President…

America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness
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America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are still…

Fake news complains about minor shipping delays obviously
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Fake news complains about minor shipping delays obviously

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the sore losers on the left still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as…

More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow
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More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh, great, another “scandal” about our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has ever seen. I mean,…

Liberal Hollywood elites thinks being ‘horny’ is something to brag about
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Liberal Hollywood elites thinks being ‘horny’ is something to brag about

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and their liberal friends in a tizzy. It seems they’re still whining about…

Fake news says world hates our great Trump’s brilliant demands
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Fake news says world hates our great Trump’s brilliant demands

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to take down our glorious President Donald Trump, the…

China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock
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China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
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JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…

Typical liberal Hawaiian elitist tries to off his wife what a shock
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Typical liberal Hawaiian elitist tries to off his wife what a shock

Big ElephantApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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