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Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Elephant Reads CNN

Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Trump’s got the BEST people – the REAL patriots – advising Homeland Security now! Finally, an advisory council that isn’t…

NYC Dems’ Mayoral Pick: A Comedy Show No One Asked For
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NYC Dems’ Mayoral Pick: A Comedy Show No One Asked For

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another circus in the once-great city of New York, now a festering pit of liberalism! CNN reports that…

US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned
Elephant Reads CNN

US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Folks, even after President Trump’s brilliant ceasefire deal between Israel and Iran, the Deep State is still trying to scare…

Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange
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Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media (CNN, no less!) to undermine our great President Trump! Now they’re…

CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep
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CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN, always trying to spin the narrative! Apparently, the NYC mayoral race reflects the national Democratic party leanings. Translation:…

Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain
Elephant Reads CNN

Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like…

Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition
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Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Ah, yes, the woke Los Angeles Lakers, now valued at a staggering $10 billion! It’s only a matter of time…

‘Are you alive?’: ‘F1’ actor reveals his mom is a helicopter parent who probably still cuts his sandwiches into tiny triangles | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Are you alive?’: ‘F1’ actor reveals his mom is a helicopter parent who probably still cuts his sandwiches into tiny triangles | CNN

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Hollywood elites are at it again, glorifying dangerous activities while pushing their leftist agenda! CNN interviews Jerry Bruckheimer, Javier Bardem,…

5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)
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5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Iran’s Shenanigans, Gaza’s Still a Thing, Crypto Bros Crying, Volcano Go BOOM, and Hockey. 1. Iran Trump, the only one…

Indonesia’s Volcano Throws Temper Tantrum, Ash Edition | CNN
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Indonesia’s Volcano Throws Temper Tantrum, Ash Edition | CNN

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Another volcano eruption? Probably caused by those climate change fanatics trying to Geoengineer the planet. Bet you anything it’s a…

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