Point Break is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn to Surf or Rob Banks the First Time Around
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally tubular news? 🏄♂️🎥 Point Break, the most righteous action thriller of…
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Canada Gets Special 50% Tariff Privileges Courtesy Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump invoking a 1930 trade law to impose 50% tariffs…
Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, folks. A federal judge has granted…
More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026
As the summer months draw to a close, the world of streaming continues to churn out content at an alarming…
Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…
Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…
Another Iconic Character Ruined By Baffling Recasting Decision Coming Soon
The God of War TV series has hit a snag, and it’s not just the titular god’s famously short temper.…
Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices
We’ve all been there – invested in a show, only to have it ripped away from us by the cruel…
A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently
In a bizarre incident that has left the internet scratching its head, a digital artist’s Backrooms-inspired artwork on Redbubble was…
IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too
Oh boy, are you ready for some “exciting” news? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN has just partnered with Pophouse Entertainment, because what…