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Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is making his third trip to Texas in…

Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish
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Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time, he’s…

More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently
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More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s another week in the never-ending deluge of streaming content, and we’re back to guide you through the latest batch…

Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86
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Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Televangelist Jim Bakker, the infamous face of the PTL Club,…

Tom Cruise’s Digger bombs because who didn’t see that coming
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Tom Cruise’s Digger bombs because who didn’t see that coming

FinnOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Tom Cruise has found himself in a bit of a financial hole with his new comedy, Digger. The film’s opening…

To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently
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To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest on Chris Hansen and his “To Catch a Predator” show,…

James Gunn Still Running DC Studios Because Apparently That’s Going Well
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James Gunn Still Running DC Studios Because Apparently That’s Going Well

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 3, 2026

The inevitable has finally happened: Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount Skydance are merging into a single entity, aptly named Skydance.…

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now
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Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Another day, another rumor debunked, and yet the gaming industry’s favorite pastime – speculation – lives on. This time, it’s…

GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt
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GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

In a bizarre marketing stunt that’s equal parts brilliant and bewildering, the Miami Heat will be rebranded as the “Vice…

Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
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Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…

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