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Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows
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Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

In a move that’s sure to thrill audiences and further erode the concept of a traditional TV season, several new…

Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money
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Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The James Bond franchise is stirring once again, because of course it is. The next Bond film, the 26th installment…

Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music
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Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my leather jacket because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen
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Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In a move that’s either genius or a cry for help, Quentin Tarantino and Sacha Baron Cohen are joining forces…

Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
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Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…

Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
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Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…

Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM
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Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a slew of exciting games to look forward to in the…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…

Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently
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Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Amazon’s Prime Video is now using AI to sync dubbed English dialogue with actors’ lip movements, because what could possibly…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…

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