I just spilled my beer all over my leather jacket because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with you all. Alice Cooper and Criss Angel have released a video clip from their “Welcome To Our Nightmare” shows, and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the floor. I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch a 70-year-old rocker and a magician team up for a night of music and magic? 🎩
The “Welcome To Our Nightmare” shows are a historic collaboration between Cooper and Angel, combining rock ‘n’ roll and magic in a way that’s never been seen before. Because, you know, the world was just missing a fusion of Alice Cooper’s music and Criss Angel’s illusions. 🤷♂️ The shows have been playing to sold-out crowds at Planet Hollywood’s Criss Angel Theatre, because of course they have. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see Alice Cooper perform his legendary hits with a side of magic tricks?
The Return of Nita Strauss
But wait, there’s more! Nita Strauss, who’s been a part of Cooper’s band since 2014, is rejoining the group for the upcoming “Welcome To Our Nightmare” shows in Las Vegas. Because, you know, the show just wouldn’t be the same without her. Strauss took a leave of absence earlier this year to have a baby, but now she’s back and ready to rock. Or, you know, play some face-melting solos while Criss Angel makes things disappear. 🎸
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Strauss is returning to the band just in time for the Las Vegas shows. I mean, it’s not like they’re trying to sell more tickets or anything. 🤑 Cooper himself said, “We added the November and December shows after the March, April and May shows sold out so quickly, so that more of our fans could experience this very special show that Criss and I created.” Yeah, because the fans were just clamoring for more.
Alice’s Attic Tour
But don’t worry, folks, Alice Cooper isn’t just resting on his laurels. He’s also got an “Alice’s Attic” tour lined up, with Anna Cara filling in for Strauss on guitar. Because, you know, the world needs more Alice Cooper tours. 🙄 The tour will be hitting various cities in North America and Europe, because why not? It’s not like Cooper has anything better to do with his time.
Cooper said, “We couldn’t believe our luck when we confirmed Anna Cara to fill in for [Nita] for all of our shows across North America and Europe this year. Anna has been a true asset to the tour and she’s now part of the family.” Yeah, because that’s exactly what I want to hear from a 70-year-old rocker – that he’s found a new family member in a guitarist who’s filling in for someone who’s on maternity leave. 🙄
In conclusion, if you’re a fan of Alice Cooper and Criss Angel, then you’re in luck. They’re teaming up again for some more “Welcome To Our Nightmare” shows, and Nita Strauss is back on board. Because, you know, the world was just missing this kind of entertainment. 🤷♂️ So, go ahead and buy your tickets now, and experience the thrill of watching a rocker and a magician team up for a night of music and magic. Just don’t forget to leave your phone at home, because, you know, it’s a “revolutionary concert spectacle of magic, music, and mayhem.” 🎩🔮
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