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Tag: Epic Games

BREAKING Fortnite and Toy Story are Totally Not Desperate for Attention so They’re Collabing for Some Reason
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BREAKING Fortnite and Toy Story are Totally Not Desperate for Attention so They’re Collabing for Some Reason

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Breaking News: Fortnite x Toy Story Collaboration Leaked, and We’re Totally Not Surprised 🤣. After months of rumors, the cat’s…

Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
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Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…

Dying Light: The Beast Unleashes the Restored Land Edition Apocalypse Across Every Platform Known to Humanity and Possibly a Few Unknown Ones
Hold Onto Your Brains, Survivors — Techland Is Back With Another Zombie-Slaughtering Extravaganza!
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Dying Light: The Beast Unleashes the Restored Land Edition Apocalypse Across Every Platform Known to Humanity and Possibly a Few Unknown Ones

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Well, well, well — look who decided to grace us with yet another reason to never leave our couches! Techland,…

Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly
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Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

After five long years and courtroom battles, Fortnite has finally returned to the Google Play Store today, just in time…

Amazon Luna March 2026 Free Games Include Total War: Rome II and Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon’s Keep — Because Nothing Says “Free” Like Conquering the World and Raiding Dungeons for Free!
Amazon Luna March 2026: The Month We All Pretend to Care About Free Games Again
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Amazon Luna March 2026 Free Games Include Total War: Rome II and Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon’s Keep — Because Nothing Says “Free” Like Conquering the World and Raiding Dungeons for Free!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Amazon has graced us with its list of “free” games for March 2026 on Amazon Luna, because apparently Jeff Bezos…

Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite
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Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

After years of being the paid sibling that nobody talked about at parties, Fortnite Save The World is finally stepping…

Fortnite Unleashes Its Own Epic Superhero Chaos Event, Because Why Not?
Fortnite Just Copied Avengers: Doomsday—And Fans Are Frozen in Shock
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Fortnite Unleashes Its Own Epic Superhero Chaos Event, Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Oh look, Epic Games is at it again! This time they’ve decided to rip off Avengers: Doomsday harder than Jonesy…

Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2
Oh Look, It’s 2021 Again!
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Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Ember Lab, the studio that apparently doesn’t believe in time, has decided to gift the world with yet another platform…

Honkai Star Rail Invasion: Epic Crossover Chaos Hits Fortnite, Version 4.0 Drops Sooner Than You Can Say “Genshin Who?”
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Honkai Star Rail Invasion: Epic Crossover Chaos Hits Fortnite, Version 4.0 Drops Sooner Than You Can Say “Genshin Who?”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Two titanic forces of live-service gaming are finally crashing into each other like two oblivious shoppers at a buffet, as…

Amazon Unveils February’s Game Features For Luna Service: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?
Amazon Luna’s Free February Games: Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands and Tavern Talk Headline the Month
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Amazon Unveils February’s Game Features For Luna Service: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with another round of free games—Amazon Luna, the streaming service that…

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