Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit
When we last saw Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat on the big screen, it was in the form of…
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Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab
Because what the world really needed was another live-action video game adaptation, Bandai Namco has announced a new prequel series…
Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Bruce Dickinson’s 1997 solo…
Final Fantasy VII Revelation overloaded withlive service monotony already
Get ready for another epic dose of Square Enix’s nostalgia-fueled profit machine, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is just around…
Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies
The most epic and thrilling movie of the century is finally here, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am…
TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The movie “Hope” is like a wild rollercoaster ride of…
Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM
Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a slew of exciting games to look forward to in the…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for some super exciting news about a game that’s older than your grandma? 🙄 Because…
Trump Still Struggling With Post 9/11 History Lessons Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, and I have to say,…
Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things
The most epic news ever: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is coming to IMAX and cinemas near you! 🎥👀 I mean, who…