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Edgerunners rides again with obligatory season two this October
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Edgerunners rides again with obligatory season two this October

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

CD Projekt Red and TRIGGER have finally given us a glimpse of what’s to come in the second season of…

Bautista Takes Kratos Reins From Hurst In Amazon’s God Of War Cash Grab
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Bautista Takes Kratos Reins From Hurst In Amazon’s God Of War Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Well, it looks like Amazon’s live-action God of War TV series has finally found its Kratos in Dave Bautista, because…

Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer
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Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Because apparently charity gigs are the one thing that can bring the music industry together, a multi-band extravaganza has been…

Bruce Dickinson drops obligatory music video to remind you he existed before Iron Maiden
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Bruce Dickinson drops obligatory music video to remind you he existed before Iron Maiden

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just dropped a new video…

Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel
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Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

The Odyssey has officially become the highest-grossing R-rated movie in Hollywood history, with a whopping $1.35 billion in worldwide ticket…

Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters
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Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic USBM? 🤘 Because WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM just dropped the…

Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ÏŽ
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Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ÏŽ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts genius and desperation, Epic Games is bringing an arcade to Battle Island in Fortnite…

Because What Every Movie Needed Was a Guy Getting Eaten by a Whale and Then Probably Pooped Out Later in a Dramatic Plot Twist
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Because What Every Movie Needed Was a Guy Getting Eaten by a Whale and Then Probably Pooped Out Later in a Dramatic Plot Twist

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, jaw-dropping, and utterly absurd movie of the year? 🤣 I…

Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
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Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…

Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal
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Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a move that’s as surprising as a AAA game not having microtransactions, S-Game has finally lifted the veil on…

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