Trump Vows To Talk Forever On July 4th
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s plans for a super long July 4th speech, and I’ve…
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Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…
CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…
Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…
Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…
Swift’s MSG Wedding Bash Costs How Much Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most anticipated wedding of the year, and I have to say, it’s…
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Guy Who Turns into a Furry Little Dog Man to Terrorize Medieval Villages courtesy of that Super Original Guy Robert Eggers
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic and thrilling experience of your life? 😂 I mean, who…
Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously
Oh no, the world is definitely ending: Michael Sweet of Stryper has thyroid cancer… but don’t worry, he’s mostly fine,…
Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…
Batman: Because Gotham Wasnt Already Sick of Him Season Two Trailer Finally Arrives to Annoy the Joker Some More
Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, people! 🤣 The trailer for Batman: Caped Crusader Season Two is…